HA, HA HORROR

THE RULES OF HOUSE-SITTING

NEW SHORT FILMS 
BY 
DAVID SCHMOELLER

TWO FRENCHMEN LOST IN LAS VEGAS

THE PRICE OF BEAUTIFUL

The 20 minute horror short is currently in post-production.

TWO FRENCHMEN LOST IN LAS VEGES tells the whimsical story of Pierre from Paris, France, who has heard a VOICE telling him to come to Las Vegas with his nephew Jean-Paul. He must reinvent his life with hopes of making his fortune, marrying a Showgirl and changing his life for the better.

THE PRICE OF BEAUTIFUL the story of a little girl who witnesses an ugly incident on the street and doesn’t understand why people can be so mean. Her father tells her the parable about the golden songbird in order to help explain the sweet side of our nature versus the darker side.  Learning the lesson, the little girl reacts with an act of human kindness.

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A comedy short about a student who is asked to house-sit for his professor.  He writes to a local advice columnist, MISS BAD MANNERS, and asks the question: “What’s the deal with the food?”  Miss Bad Manners proceeds to give a list of the most common “rules of house-sitting” which the student promptly proceeds to break, paying the consequences along-the-way.  The film ends in disaster when the student breaks the Golden Rule of House-Sitting: “Don’t invite your friends over.”    In post-production.